You Called?

laleiragoblin:

princessbutterspock:

primadollly:

paparazzi would show up to a celebrity’s lesbian wedding and be like ‘so-and-so looked classically chic at elaborate friendship ceremony with long-time ‘gal pal’ so-and-so. the two reportedly shared a completely platonic kiss and vowed to be ‘best friends’ for life’

hearing the media talk about lesbians is like trying to watch the 4kids version of an anime

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you called?

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THE CHILDREN!

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

LOLZ

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olsennnnn:

So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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And then there was this page.

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And finally this absolute gem!

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How amazing is this book?! I want one.

This is such a good coloring book for children

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Guess!

Guys, guys, guys guess what day it is today?!? You’ll get a reward if you get it right first!

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  • #guess! #mystery #what day is it #hint hint #starts with #the letter #b
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foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

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captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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gnarlyninja:

Did someone say

"tell me about your ocs"

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